by Mdstanl10 November 5, 2022
Get the Failed good intentionsmug. -"Success! I know have enough money for petrol!"
-"Really? What did you do?"
-"I sold my car!"
-"...catastrophic organ fail."
-"Really? What did you do?"
-"I sold my car!"
-"...catastrophic organ fail."
by MMIIYY May 27, 2008
Get the Catastrophic Organ Failmug. **Those with dyslexia are excused from this**
Noun: 1. When something is written and has extremely obvious spelling and grammar errors.
2. When spell and grammar check fails to get your point across in the intended manner.
3. When grammar/spelling rules that have been imprinted into your mind throughout school fail to get through.
Noun: 1. When something is written and has extremely obvious spelling and grammar errors.
2. When spell and grammar check fails to get your point across in the intended manner.
3. When grammar/spelling rules that have been imprinted into your mind throughout school fail to get through.
Definition #1: "Ehloo!, ai lighkke tu sepll rong.!"
Def. #2: "I rapped my arms around her waste and tooled her I loved here."
Def. #3: "They're is two much salt." OR "I hate to loose my peice of pie."
Reader: Wow, those are giant fail and blabber checks.
Def. #2: "I rapped my arms around her waste and tooled her I loved here."
Def. #3: "They're is two much salt." OR "I hate to loose my peice of pie."
Reader: Wow, those are giant fail and blabber checks.
by iLoveNature June 1, 2010
Get the Fail and blabber checkmug. When a comment, idea or situation is so bad it requires a rating on a scale.
Because Scales and Fails are SRS BSNESS
Because Scales and Fails are SRS BSNESS
"On a scale of 1-Fail, I'm feeling your idea is all fail"
"On a scale of 1-Fail Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail"
"After telling my friends I had important work to be doing and couldn't come to some chicks b-day party at work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego
At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"
"Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.
Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don't even know why we hang with you man"
"On a scale of 1-Fail Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail"
"After telling my friends I had important work to be doing and couldn't come to some chicks b-day party at work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego
At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"
"Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.
Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don't even know why we hang with you man"
by Phauxed June 13, 2010
Get the On a Scale of 1-Failmug. Epic Fail:(n)Not your average fail-not just a oops- but a full blown, game over fail.
Epic Phail:(n)The failingest fail that anyone could ever fail. Its worse than Epic fail, so much worse that it can only be spelled Phail.
Epic Phail:(n)The failingest fail that anyone could ever fail. Its worse than Epic fail, so much worse that it can only be spelled Phail.
Epic Fail (phail)
1.That skate boarder just crashed into a pole trying too do a 180. (prime example of Epic Fail)
2.The skate boarder also fell with the pole attached to his helmet into a 1200 ft.deep lake.(prime example of Epic Phail)
1.That skate boarder just crashed into a pole trying too do a 180. (prime example of Epic Fail)
2.The skate boarder also fell with the pole attached to his helmet into a 1200 ft.deep lake.(prime example of Epic Phail)
by Meek Meek October 20, 2008
Get the Epic Fail (phail)mug. A person who has gained celebrity status from an example, usually in the form of a youtube video, of them epically failing to do something. They have epically failed with such finesse that they have earned respect from everyone and will continue to remain viral on the interwebs for a long time.
"Yo dude, have you seen that Epic Fail Wizard Mark Gormley on youtube yet?"
"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"
"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"
by Mottsap April 21, 2010
Get the Epic Fail Wizardmug. (adjective)- originally derived from when a transsexual male wears woman jeans and you can clearly see their balls bulging out in the "groin" area. This definition leads into what is know officially known as a ball sack fail:
(adjective)- A ballsack fail is the worst/biggest fail you can think of or encounter.
(adjective)- A ballsack fail is the worst/biggest fail you can think of or encounter.
Examples of a Ball Sack fail include (but are not limited too): Having sex with a person contracting herpes/getting in an accident with a car that isn't yours/ or giving the fat drunk chick your number at a party.
by eastcoastd January 19, 2011
Get the Ball Sack Failmug.