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Zach

#1 He is an incredible person
#2 He is amazingly good looking
#3 You will never meet anyone like him
#4 Once you've met him you will never forget him
#5 usually could be considered 'strange'.
#6 Love the colors green, black, and white
#7 Is the funniest and most fun person i be around.
#8 someone you could fall in love with easily.
#9 likes to walk to Cuba at 10pm and plays with My little Pony XD
#10 -whispers- and I also heard he had a really hott girlfriend ;)
Woah. I can't believe Zach asked me out he is way to amazing for me.
by Cheyenne Foster December 9, 2008
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Zach

One of the most amazing men ever. Sexy as hell, amazing in bed, will make you fall in love with him in days. Will make you want to have his children in weeks. Likes pool sex, WoW, and hearing his girl moan. Loves Charlotte unconditionally. Is totally unavailable to any girls reading this because he's getting married to this girl.
Zach, I fucking love you so much.
by CharlottexZach October 18, 2008
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Zach

Zach is the name of a very loyal boy. Zachs are very caring, smart, nice, cute, honest, and outgoing. Zachs are usually moderatly tall. Usually with brown, flippy hair and brown gold eyes. Zachs are very athletic and get into their relationships. They're the best boyfriends a girl could ask for
Girl 1: I have a new boyfriend
Girl 2: who is he
Girl 1: (points)
Girl 2: Mmm damn must be a Zach ;)
by Blake Makerblah December 22, 2013
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Zach

A person who cheats on test and is obsessed with memes. Think of him as a bootleg meme god who is also bad at basketball. But is also a good friend.
Oh Zach
by Pharaoh of 2K May 10, 2019
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Zach

A very cute, sweet outgoing person. Sometimes has glasses but looks great in them and out of them. Has amazing brown or blue eyes and a great smile. Very intellectual and funny. Has an overall great personality, pretty good at sports yet not stuck up and snobby. He is as much of a geek as he is an athlete but is simply adored because of his geekiness. Tends to care for those around him especially his friends and family. Is sweet to his girlfriend, is an amazing kisser and hand holder, likes to be close to the girl he loves. Cares much for animals, and is often gifted with the talent to play the guitar amazingly.
Friend 1: Shes lucky to be dating a Zach
Friend 2: Your telling me...... *sigh of sadness*
Friend 1: He is just so amazing!!
by GuardianAngelCastiel May 3, 2013
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Zach

A pretty chill dude. Everybody loves him even if he always needs a ride. He enjoys naked poops and hubbing. Also, the occasional handful of dong.
Z man Zach is coming to midnight tonight! Fuck Yeah!
by GangstaTom December 4, 2014
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Zach

To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to "Zach" is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.
Yo I Zach'd them bitches so hard last night.
by Barrazza October 21, 2013
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