When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021
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Get the Houston Windshield Wiper mug.A sexual move when someone lets out a loud chainsaw fart and fills their partners mouth with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili.
I ate a big bitches ass named Sharon rockin’ an eyebrow ring, Green Bay Packers jersey, and mixed baby footprint thigh tattoo that I picked up drunk behind the black anaconda water slide at Noah’s Ark water park in the Wisconsin Dells. And that bitch let out a loud chainsaw fart and filled my mouth up with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili. That bitch gave me the Wisconsin Windshield and it was one of the most romantic experiences of my entire life.
by Apprenrice October 5, 2023
Get the Wisconsin Windshield mug.The Chicago Windshield Wiper is a multi step process that involves cumming on a womans stomach and proceeding to wipe it over her body, as if wiping dirt off of a windshield. You then let the cum dry then scrape it off and serve it on ice cream, preferably vanilla.
I’m so hot, do you have any ice cream in your freezer? Yeah my wife and I did the Chicago Windshield Wiper just last night so we have some fresh ice cream.
by Miguel Myers March 11, 2026
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