Wilson

When you get period blood on your hand and you smack her on the ass and yell Willsonnn!!

Dude, I took this girl home and she was on the rag so I gave her a Wilson.

by Rhetoric4 November 29, 2016

Wilson

A Wilson is someone who rejects everything Mexican, aside from tacos, burritos and the Mexican Lawnmower

"Uh I'm such a Wilson"

by Scandurralover9000 March 28, 2022

Wilson

Wilson's are total dicks heads, they muck girls about. They always think they are right but really they are wrong. Wilsons have no patient and speak over the top of you when u are speaking. Wilson's try to hard to get in to girls pants. They are also total fuck boys who speak to 4 girls at the same time. Never trust a Wilson as they will just fuck you over and break your heart.

Wilson's think with there DICKS

Wilson's are horrible

by M-dawg April 24, 2019

Wilson

An annoying ass guy who'll bother the crap out of you.

Also loves Men's Warehouse.

"Oh no! It's Wilson! Run away." -MEE

by pEoPlE_wOrDs October 24, 2019

Wilson

To fail at every task.
Even though you try your hardest you never succeed.
To constantly do stupid things.

Did you see him try to pull that girl and just pissed himself. What a fucking Wilson.

That guy can't even put his jeans on the right way round the Wilson.

That guy just Wilsoned the penalty.

by Pennywise-FLOAT February 10, 2014

The Wilson

To give a female "The Wilson" is an act that takes place during a massage of the buttocks; the female must be on her period. While the female lays on her stomach with her pants down, the male straddles her back. The male proceeds to rub her period blood on his hands then slaps the hand print on her butt cheek to resemble "Wilson" from "Cast Away".

Person 1: "Have you ever experienced The Wilson?"
Person 2: "I just got Wilsoned last night!"

by shelbeast October 24, 2014

Wilson

Code name for an erection, referring to former president, Woodrow Wilson, seeing as 'Woodrow' is an elongated version of 'woody,'meaning an erection. 'Wilson' is simply just a great word to use in public when you don't want anyone to know what you are talking about.

Jim: Dude, what's wrong? You look troubled...

Chuck: No, I'm fine. I just got the biggest wilson though and I gotta tuck it into my waistband, before anyone sees it.

by WoodyWillis3 February 23, 2011