OMG, your baby's so wilson. (Looks like a splotchy red on pasty white beat up vollyball and you aren't quite sure what end the doctor slapped.)
by SO93 April 19, 2018
Get the Wilsonmug. by Rhetoric4 November 29, 2016
Get the Wilsonmug. A Wilson is someone who rejects everything Mexican, aside from tacos, burritos and the Mexican Lawnmower
"Uh I'm such a Wilson"
by Scandurralover9000 March 28, 2022
Get the Wilsonmug. by pEoPlE_wOrDs October 24, 2019
Get the Wilsonmug. To fail at every task.
Even though you try your hardest you never succeed.
To constantly do stupid things.
Even though you try your hardest you never succeed.
To constantly do stupid things.
Did you see him try to pull that girl and just pissed himself. What a fucking Wilson.
That guy can't even put his jeans on the right way round the Wilson.
That guy just Wilsoned the penalty.
That guy can't even put his jeans on the right way round the Wilson.
That guy just Wilsoned the penalty.
by Pennywise-FLOAT February 10, 2014
Get the Wilsonmug. To give a female "The Wilson" is an act that takes place during a massage of the buttocks; the female must be on her period. While the female lays on her stomach with her pants down, the male straddles her back. The male proceeds to rub her period blood on his hands then slaps the hand print on her butt cheek to resemble "Wilson" from "Cast Away".
by shelbeast October 24, 2014
Get the The Wilsonmug. Code name for an erection, referring to former president, Woodrow Wilson, seeing as 'Woodrow' is an elongated version of 'woody,'meaning an erection. 'Wilson' is simply just a great word to use in public when you don't want anyone to know what you are talking about.
Jim: Dude, what's wrong? You look troubled...
Chuck: No, I'm fine. I just got the biggest wilson though and I gotta tuck it into my waistband, before anyone sees it.
Chuck: No, I'm fine. I just got the biggest wilson though and I gotta tuck it into my waistband, before anyone sees it.
by WoodyWillis3 February 23, 2011
Get the Wilsonmug.