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Don't eat the Beef Wellington

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!
by RideBigPony August 14, 2023
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Wellingtons

a pair of boots that sounds like the name for a mid tier sausage that you will find on the bottom floor of your local mall outside the Spencers that is hidden away in the corner
Person 1: "Hey man, do you want to go get some wellingtons?" Person 2: "Yeah, those sound good, ive never tried them though, hopefully they taste good." Person 1: "Uhh i was talking about the boots." Person 2: "Oh."
by Jshsjbdbdjd July 8, 2022
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A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
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Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
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Meef Wellington

A males post-sex fart whilst still inside of their partner.
“I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”

“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”
by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024
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Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
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Wellington lembalemba

This is an upcoming artist from Zambia,Lusaka that comes from a place which has no music talent. He got recognized after dropping an Afro track called Low. Wellington lembalemba is also a high ranking member of a Gang called Zoot block (ZBG)
by Natasha115 February 13, 2022
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