the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act
hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister
so thats why you were away for 12 days
yep
so thats why you were away for 12 days
yep
by tomcollins10166 November 22, 2010
Get the wellington handbagmug. The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame
by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013
Get the cooking a wellingtonmug. This is an upcoming rapper from zambia that has a huge knob and is about to make history with his unique music vibe.
It's wellington lembalemba
by Natasha115 October 28, 2021
Get the Wellington lembalembamug. It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
Get the Kink Wellingtonmug. God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
Get the A Beef Wellingtonmug. a pair of boots that sounds like the name for a mid tier sausage that you will find on the bottom floor of your local mall outside the Spencers that is hidden away in the corner
Person 1: "Hey man, do you want to go get some wellingtons?" Person 2: "Yeah, those sound good, ive never tried them though, hopefully they taste good." Person 1: "Uhh i was talking about the boots." Person 2: "Oh."
by Jshsjbdbdjd July 8, 2022
Get the Wellingtonsmug. An upcoming artist from zambia that has a huge knob and is about to make history with his unique sound
by Natasha115 October 28, 2021
Get the Wellington lembalembamug.