butt weep

Diarria so bad, lengthy, or reoccurring that by the end of the day your asshole and surrounds are painfully scorched.

Your ass feels acid etched after a round of diarria.

"Damn, I musta ate something bad, I got butt weep."
"Remind me not to eat that again, it'll make my butt weep."

by mgrov13 December 3, 2020

anal weep

An anal weep is the shriek or cry that happens when you are having rough sex from behind and by accident the mans penis is abruptly inserted into the anal cavity by accident.

An example of an anal weep would be “me and my boyfriend were having crazy sex and he flipped me over to hit it from behind and by accident it went into my ass. I wept from the pain of it going in so quickly without warning”

by Cool guy 789 October 5, 2020

Weeping Slit

When the hole at the tip of a man's penis is dripping fluids, typically pre-cum, you might refer to it as a weeping slit

A bead of longing formed at his weeping slit, a silent testament to the depth of his yearning

by Murffyzlaw January 7, 2025

Weeping

When you make a perfect sunny side up egg, cut it in half and the egg yolk just slowly starts weeping down.

Those eggs on your crabcack grilled cheese sandwiches were weeping

by Thecookie69 August 7, 2021

Soothing the weeping Cyclops

Male masterbation

"Be right there I'm soothing the weeping Cyclops."

by Reverend War June 13, 2018

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025

weep nd neigh neigh

what they horse do when they sad or when theyre hurted theyselves

i horsed around too much and hurted i self
i weep nd neigh neigh

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024