Toby Wart-er

A man named Toby Walters. He is formerly known as Toby Wart-er, as he has multiple warts on his small 3.7 centimetre penis. As described by his mother, it looks like a rolled up pepperoni pizza, with a baby's popped testicle on the tip.

I heard that my father has a Toby Wart-er.

by Mooscula February 12, 2019

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love warts

A very sickening name for a very beautiful thing, of course, I mean breats, boobs, tits, etc., etc.

Pizey: "Fuck man, look at her beautiful love warts!"

Alex: "I lost all respect for you now, that is the worst name I have ever heard for tits."

by Miklus May 17, 2006

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Alan-wart

A weird kind of growth/wart thing on your hand (normally left...) which has an unknown cause. It's the kind of wart an "Alan" would have.

"oh look I've got an alan-wart!"

by MissPerfectDomGirl February 22, 2009

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Diseased Rectal Wart

A wart on one's ass that consists of secreting puss, yellow/green liquids, and many vile odors.
ADVISORY: DO NOT TOUCH ONE. YOU WILL DIE.

HOLY CRAP!!111!!!11!1!!1!!11 that guys ass is wet and he smells, he's got some baaaadddd Diseased Rectal Warts.

by Tim :] February 9, 2007

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guatemalan pussy wart

the nastiest of pussy warts, hauling from Guatemala. These pussy warts measure between 2-3 inches in length, and an inch in diameter. These pussy warts are known for oozing yellow-green puss, and smelling like burnt tires piled on top of rotting skunk spray glands. Do not fuck a woman with guatemalan pussy warts, your dick will surely fall off

jack: bro did you fuck that bitch you met on tinder?
Alex: no bro, I saw that she had guatemalan pussy warts when she took her panties off

by fuckoffpseudonym July 4, 2019

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