1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom
I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.
by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024
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Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky
Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
by M_Ace January 18, 2023
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The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.
by Wheezl February 18, 2023
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by A Guy Who Describes Things June 10, 2022
Get the Waffle House mug.Big Daddy is a HUGE celebrity from Waffle House. He isn’t just my daddy, He is YOUR daddy, and Waffle Houses DADDY. Big daddy is the ICON of Waffle House and probably should be their mascot. Big Daddy should get the N-word pass imo.
Big daddy from waffle house
by Me Nate Higgers March 4, 2024
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“Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House
“Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House
Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”
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