Vom-Jolt

A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun

The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away

When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up

Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun

I vom-jolt every time you say my name

by a la w September 21, 2013

deja vom

Tasting your food from earlier all day without actually throwing up.

Ew, deja vom. Taco from yesterday!

by chchchchchchchc29u3 February 05, 2011

dick vom

when he forces you to deep throat after one too many cups of goon and you projectile all over his dick

Girl: *dick vom*
Guy: oh... err... ummm
Girl: *runs away*

or

Girl: SHIT, I just dick vommed all over you
Guy: i don't care, keep going

Girl: wtf you freak *run away*

by 92vap July 08, 2015

Her, wirf Hirn Vom Himmel. Oder steine haupsache Herr trift

Lord, throw so brains from the heavens. (Or stones as long as he hits his mark)

1: Hitler was okay
2:Her, wirf Hirn Vom Himmel. Oder steine haupsache Herr trift

by Lord Mj May 26, 2022

Vom Bombing

Throwing up while receiving fellatio. The puke version of a blumpkin.

Allison was vom bombing Matt but unfortunately, he puked on her head.

by anasty843 January 02, 2012

vom chateau

After a night of drinking, to make a visit to the vom chateau is to throw up excessively due to the extraordinary amount of alcohol in your blood. Signs that a visit to the vom chateau is about to be made include the spinnies, extreme dizziness, an inability to stand, and nausea.

"I made a visit to the vom chateau last night... It was awful, I threw up like 7 times!"

by Xtreme drinker July 28, 2009

Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

by weg m January 08, 2013