vertical vampire

Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.
Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!
by Jenny November 11, 2004
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vertical newton

an extremely obscure sexual move which involves the man to stick his "junk", if you will, into the reciever's ear and spins a 360.
"dude i just got the vertical newton last night, it was rad..."
by lindsey butts January 14, 2009
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vertically challenged

Very short.
Why are you vertically challenged??
by Tha Producer12 May 29, 2009
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vertically glad

Pertaining to the protruberance of the penis whilst engorged with blood. A euphamism for an erection.
Hey Scott, why did you walk up to the chalkboard sideways? Um, let's just say that at the time I was vertically glad and didn't feel like being the butt of a bunch of boner jokes.
by mayonasio October 10, 2014
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vertical fornication

A management term, when a large and powerful organization is cascading incompetence from the top down.

Top level management decides to reduce front line workers to save money, but later finds out that customers are not getting the service they expect, or had received in the past..
The recent organizational changes have put the company into a vertical fornication spiral.
by oilfilter April 22, 2015
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vertical joe

Look! Peter has a vertical joe in the middle of class!
by penguinlies July 08, 2017
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Go Vertical

To tilt a beverage (usually alcoholic) completely upside in order to finish it
I'll go vertical on this beer so we can head to the next bar
by Kid_Foxy July 26, 2017
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