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vegetarian

by TheMuse September 28, 2008
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vegetaryan

An idividual known for their Nazi-like strictness when it comes to meat content of food.
Does it contain meat?

No.

Did you wash your hands if you handled meat before touching it?

Yes.

Does it contain any microbes that are generally regarded as being animals?

Yes, I guess so, but why does THAT matter? You've eaten more meat than that by biting your own lip.

You just don't get it do you? Just give me glass of filtered water. And wear gloves - I don't want any tiny fragments of your skin making their way in there.

Jees... what are you? Waffen SS - SALAD SQUAD?

We prefer "Vegetaryan" - we are the master race, we don't eat dead animals like you mortals.

You're a weirdo.
by SirronTheMighty September 5, 2008
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vegetarian hotplate

when you place saran wrap over your partner's face, and deficate on their face. The end result is that they get the sensation of hot scat on their face, without the mess!
Frank "How's the wife, Bob?"

Bob "Happy."

Frank "Why's that?"

Bob "gave her a good old-fashioned vegetarian hotplate!"
by lemonpartynars! October 13, 2007
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vegetarian sex

'well we didn't exactly have sex....there was no actual penetration" - 'so u had sex without the sausage - u had vegetarian sex!'
by anna and kaila May 11, 2007
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New England vegetarian

Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but eats fish. Most Californians will slap you silly if you eat fish and say you're a vegetarian, but most "vegetarians" in New England eat fish.

See pescetarian.
Alice: Why is Jane eating fish? I thought she was a vegetarian.
Bob: She's a New England vegetarian.
by mlroach April 27, 2010
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vegetarian pasta

a pasta consisting of various vegetables such as peppers, carrots, spinach, tomato. the veggies are combined with pasta noodles and olive oil. it is a very delicious dish
man: im vegetarian what is a good pasta?
woman: ill make you some vegetarian pasta its yummy!
by crazydazy318 July 7, 2009
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vegetarian

Watching animals being slaughtered while working in an abattoir, I decide (sic) not to make anyone else suffer. You meat eaters wil get spongy brains, you dickheads.
by coon boy August 20, 2003
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