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by juggmyfagg March 29, 2025
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Textbook Immigrant

Anyone oriental who substitues 'R' where 'L' should be in English Pronounication without noticing
'Crod I have some Remon Juice?'

'We won't serve such a Textbook Immigrant here'

'Oh, I aporogise'
by PsuedonymAntonym July 19, 2009
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Textbooking

A person that sends text messages that are too long and detailed and require recipient to spend a considerable amount of time reading. Often in response to a very simple and short text
OMG, Tia is Textbooking me again. Gonna spend my entire night reading her messages.
by Robbob11 August 13, 2023
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textbook education

Learning something intellectually, as from written or verbal instruction, rather than learning through actual experience.
Although he had received a very thorough textbook education in how to deliver a baby, the intern had no hands-on experience with actual childbirth.
by NW Knows January 20, 2016
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Textbook

Used to describe an asshole who may or may NOT fit any textbook definition. It's origins are from a textbook case of a sociopath but it's usage became much broader over time. As long as two people can decide what it means, it works.
Boss: You're 3 minutes late! I'm docking you a half-hour's pay!
Worker 1 to Worker 2 (under his breath and possible shaking his head in a very slight negative way): Textbook.
by The REALNoj October 27, 2019
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textbook smart

When someone gets good grades in school because they have the ability to memorise pages of information, however in real life they’re absolute idiots.
John: “Linda is so clever, she got 92% on her history test”
Abraham: “Nah, she’s just textbook smart. She doesn’t even know how to spell Nickelodeon
by SisiOnTik April 16, 2022
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Textbook

A textbook is a book filled with text or facts.
Person: Can you pass me my textbook, I need help with my work.
by BIGGGGGGBOYJOHNNNYYY November 9, 2022
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