Textbook

Used to describe an asshole who may or may NOT fit any textbook definition. It's origins are from a textbook case of a sociopath but it's usage became much broader over time. As long as two people can decide what it means, it works.
Boss: You're 3 minutes late! I'm docking you a half-hour's pay!
Worker 1 to Worker 2 (under his breath and possible shaking his head in a very slight negative way): Textbook.
by The REALNoj October 27, 2019
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Textbook

You do something so perfectly that it could be an example in a textbook
Yo, the way she landed that frontside 180 was textbook

I made sus nachos while high but they ended up textbook…

Synonym to gnarly.
Antonym to sketchy.
by AyoitsChazzy August 14, 2022
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textbook racism

Its gunship is literally textbook racism
hey do you guys know that fucking shitcan sorc who threw that DB prog? yeah thats textbook racism
by weewooweewooweewooweewoo May 08, 2022
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Textbook Bisexual

A bisexual person who is romantically (sexually, mentally) attracted to both genders in an equal 50/50 way. They neither prefer women nor men more.
“Yeah Becky told me she’s bisexual but would never marry a woman, so I broke things off. I like textbook bisexuals, she’s more of a 70/30 person.”
by Kiki-$3729 June 30, 2022
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textbook definition of gay

3 guys doing a recreation of the human centipede
Ayo the fuck u on about cuh saying they aint gay? Those 3 niggas were up all tongue deep in each-others asses human centipede style last night. Thats the textbook definition of gay
by Black Catamite February 15, 2025
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Textbook Immigrant

Anyone oriental who substitues 'R' where 'L' should be in English Pronounication without noticing
'Crod I have some Remon Juice?'

'We won't serve such a Textbook Immigrant here'

'Oh, I aporogise'
by PsuedonymAntonym July 19, 2009
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