textbook

Communicating with someone via text message and Facebook simultaneously.

I didn't know if she was near her phone or her computer, so I had to textbook her to make sure she got my message.

by je ne sais quoi November 26, 2010

Textbook

A textbook is a book filled with text or facts.

Person: Can you pass me my textbook, I need help with my work.

by BIGGGGGGBOYJOHNNNYYY November 9, 2022

Jew Retard TextBook Dictionary

mark kalidionotkuis11:18:47 3/29/2025

fuck that Jew Retard Textbook Dictionary

by juggmyfagg March 29, 2025

Textbook Immigrant

Anyone oriental who substitues 'R' where 'L' should be in English Pronounication without noticing

'Crod I have some Remon Juice?'

'We won't serve such a Textbook Immigrant here'

'Oh, I aporogise'

by PsuedonymAntonym July 19, 2009

Textbook Jockey

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.

Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.

by my mAin Hack June 22, 2016

literal textbook example

A situation or instance that perfectly illustrates a concept or principle, often resembling the straightforward examples found in educational textbooks. This phrase is used to emphasize how directly something aligns with theoretical definitions or expectations.

When she aced the exam despite minimal studying, her success became a literal textbook example of the 'surprising outcomes' section on student performance.

by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025

Textbook Bisexual

A bisexual person who is romantically (sexually, mentally) attracted to both genders in an equal 50/50 way. They neither prefer women nor men more.

“Yeah Becky told me she’s bisexual but would never marry a woman, so I broke things off. I like textbook bisexuals, she’s more of a 70/30 person.”

by Kiki-$3729 June 29, 2022