A beer with the taste of a thousand sun rises and the drinkability comparable to that of the holy grail.
Guy #1: "What're we gettin shitty on tonight?"
Guy #2: "Jim came out tonight"
Guy #3: "Let's grab some bud select"
Guy #4: "I knew he was out since day one"
Guy #2: "Jim came out tonight"
Guy #3: "Let's grab some bud select"
Guy #4: "I knew he was out since day one"
by Wlllford Brimley February 02, 2009
Similar to "selective memory". When one claims having high principles and moral values only when it works in their favor. Often used as an excuse to avoid hurting someone's feelings.
Chip said he wouldn't sleep with Karla because she's married and that he has principles, but Chip continues to sleep with Nicole who's also married, but Brazilian and super hot. Chip has selective principle.
by iheartcarlton October 31, 2009
A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.
-or-
Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
-or-
Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
by @sarahbellaweasley December 30, 2019
by SpaghettiFingers September 15, 2015
1. Another name for the Columbine High School massacre.
2. Words printed on the shirt worn by Eric Harris as he committed the above.
2. Words printed on the shirt worn by Eric Harris as he committed the above.
"Sometime in April me and V will get revenge and will kick natural selection up a few notches" - Eric David Harris
by ColumbineInBloom January 15, 2005
Guy: Hey babe lets do some selective breeding.
Girl: What...?
Guy: You can be my farmer and i'll be the cow.
Girl: Ooh okay...
Girl: What...?
Guy: You can be my farmer and i'll be the cow.
Girl: Ooh okay...
by tagme246 February 28, 2008
Dude, you so did selective filming on that video so it looked like the other guy beat me in Punch Out!!
by AranRyan123 May 31, 2009