Olsenism

Intelligently making an excuse to skip work.
I just heard this Olsenism... "The Russian food I ate last night in Brighton Beach gave me nightmares and left me feeling quite ill this morning, so I'll be recovering today at home."
by Visual Basic 6 September 04, 2007
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Rasmus Hartold Olsen

A fucking snack, with the biggest dumbtruck you'll ever come across. He is a very sexy and charming guy.
Everybody is sexually attracted to Rasmus Hartold Olsen, because of his loving personallity and big bunda. Being attracted to Rasmus isn't gay though since he is just so hot that your body can't reject him.
Oscar Friis Johanneson: Damn, i could really tap Rasmus
Everybody else: me too
Rasmus Hartold Olsen: ayo let me be
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Richard j Olsen

The act of doing of which Brock gets demon head
by RICK J Olsen December 12, 2016
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Oskar Olsen

Oskar Olsen is gay
by Urban Dictionary:) November 23, 2021
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Mille Olsen

An emo girl who has nice cuts. Has a fat crush on the sexy Hans. Suffers from morbid obesity and diabetes. She often has anxiety and an IQ of 4.
She likes to be drugged with out her consent.
She is disowned.
That blond fatass Mille Olsen needs to go on a diet.
by UtlendingPåSki April 19, 2022
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George Olsen

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Cradle me where Southern skies can watch me with a million eyes.
Sing me to sleep, lullaby of the leaves
Cover me with heaven's blue and let me dream a dream or two
Sing me to sleep, lullaby of the leaves
I'm breezing along, along with the breeze
I'm hearing a song, a song through the trees
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh
A pine melody caressing the shore
Familiar to me, I've heard it before
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, that Southland
Don't I feel it in my soul, and don't I know I've reached my goal?
Sing to me, sing to me, sing to me
Lullaby, lullaby, lullaby
Of the leaves! GEORGE OLSEN
by Rexus Solextra December 05, 2024
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Mr Olsen

A literal fuckwit because he's a teacher but he hates kids.
" I hate Mr Olsen. "
by e2dddddffff June 29, 2022
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