brush the horse 

When you are walking past someone in close proximity and your body parts touch theirs. Thus, making you feel uncomfortable.

1) Dude, that guy so just brushed the horse up on me.

2) Did that guy just brush the horse? I swear I felt his fupa on my back when he passed by me.

brush the horse by Trixie Sadler July 28, 2006

got the horse might as well ride it

If you have the resources you should use them as made famous by Kyle Kretzschmar

Should we use the pullout or just sleep on the couch
Got the horse might as well ride it let's use the pullout

got the horse might as well ride it by the dilmaker March 14, 2023

Off The Horse 

when you are on your period
(if you are being dragged by the horse you feel like shit just like you feel when you get your period)

Oh my gosh I feel like shit.
Why?
Cuz I'm off the horse...
Ohh that sucks.

Off The Horse by Samus19 October 11, 2010

pulling the horse 

to pull your dick like your pulling a rope

he was pulling the horse and let go, so the white horse went for miles

pulling the horse by Green Lamb October 16, 2008

Pat the horse 

Calm down.
Its mean cAlM dOwN

person 1: dude did you just see what Jake did? Im gonna kill him
person 2: woah there, pat the horse. No Jakes need to die today.

Pat the horse by Linda Kn October 11, 2019

Lightning the horse

My fucking dumb ass horse who can’t be asked to come to me in red dead

Lightning the horse is a special horse called lightning

Lightning the horse by Archie.413 December 24, 2020

Fanta the Horse 

A mythical horse with magical powers

Did you see fanta the horse. Hes amazing

Fanta the Horse by bunda69 August 1, 2021