The act of a pre-emptive flush of the toilet BEFORE sitting down. Normally to ensure that the toilet will flush when needed and not back up. Usually performed when expecting a turd on exceptional volume and density, such as a bowl winder.
by Joe Blob October 07, 2005
by vizkiz May 06, 2016
The act of squatting over the upper bowl of the toilet and joyously shaving one's pubes into the tank. Replace the lid and stand back as unsuspecting goobs scream in horror over the magically appearing short n' curlies when they flush.
by Jizzmaster 2000 March 21, 2011
The NFC originated in Flordia and is rarely attempted by normal people. The challenge is to not flush the toilet for as long as you can while withstanding the putrid smell and horror that will eventually build up inside the bowl.
by BestMemesNorthAmerica July 21, 2021
The new manager trainee looked great on paper but after a year it was obvious he was a busted flush.
by swan7girl September 27, 2013
The one required toilet flush at the end of one's defecation. unlike a courtesy flush , which is not required, this is a mandatory flush in toiletry etiquette.
I wish John had used a courtesy flush so he wouldn't stink up the bathroom, but at least he remembered the complimentary flush after taking a shit.
by 1badmotha February 07, 2009
Flushing the toilet, as not to clog it if your taking a big crap
-- Used if you are taking such a big crap that it might clog the toilet, so you flush 1/2 way.
-- Used if you are taking such a big crap that it might clog the toilet, so you flush 1/2 way.
by J. H August 27, 2005