Christopher

That irrelevant guy that always tries to fit in but gets exposed in the end.

Are you trying to be like Christopher?

by PVCAnonymous April 04, 2019

Christopher

A guy who always seems cool, but inside is confused about his feelings. Help him out a bit. Also, who am i kidding, Chris's are just plain awesome.

Hi Christopher

by The Chrispy Chicken August 03, 2009

Christopher

A man/women that loves and will protect anyone he/she cares for he usually is shy and might be lame but if you get to know him good enough he will change you forever and he is the right person for you if you want to be the happiest person on the earth

I love my Christopher I will never ever be unhappy

by Name of the names May 30, 2017

Christopher

Another word for a kid who needs mental help.

Person 1: Did you see that kid run down the hall screaming the Pokémon Go song at the top of his lungs?

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Christopher.

by LeafyIsNotHere December 01, 2018

Christopher

Christopher is a short, small looking fella, he hasn’t got many friends and he’s always lonely, his dad likes to heat him when he comes home.

A: hey what’s up chris?
Christopher: nothing, just getting beaten by my dad!

by LigmaBigFatBalls January 18, 2020

christopher

your local f boy

damn christopher is your local f boy!!!!!!!!

by hahadulceeeee February 10, 2017

Christopher

A Christopher is usauly a big fat pussy He hides all his feelings Until he snaps. Then when he snaps your fucked in the asshole

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by wzsrdxfcghjbkl; October 26, 2018