Not to be confused with the ice cleaner or zerbert. A Zamboni is to press one’s lips against another’s skin and blow in result of fart noises.
Person 1: I’ve got you pinned now you’re in BIG TROUBLE.
Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!
(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)
Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!
(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)
by HughJass35277 November 20, 2023
Get the Zambonimug. by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024
Get the Zamboni bullshitmug. by Wreckless138 June 11, 2019
Get the Dirty Zambonimug. When plan A, and plan B fails, you put the crevice attachment on an Orek XL vacuum, and use it to extract the creampie from her womb. For added entertainment, you have to feed her the leftovers from the vacuum bag with a rusty spoon while running the vacuum over her feet.
I went all caveman on a googly fish eyed troglodyte tonight! I knocked her out, and then knocked her up... I should bust out the Zamboni Finish on that smelly hooker pirate before she wakes up!
by Yo Momma Don't Care November 13, 2022
Get the Zamboni Finishmug. Simple, a Colorado Zamboni is a tractor with a plow on the rear plowing a rodeo arena. Could be a side by side or ATV as well.
by thatoneguyatwork August 24, 2011
Get the Colorado Zambonimug.