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Bud Select

A beer with the taste of a thousand sun rises and the drinkability comparable to that of the holy grail.
Guy #1: "What're we gettin shitty on tonight?"

Guy #2: "Jim came out tonight"

Guy #3: "Let's grab some bud select"

Guy #4: "I knew he was out since day one"
by Wlllford Brimley February 1, 2009
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selective slut

A loose party girl who isn't interested in sleeping with you.
Girl 1: "Are you going to go back to his place?"
Girl 2: "Nah, I'm going to be a selective slut and just go home. I'm not really feeling it with him."
by KNo14 December 1, 2010
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Selectively Shomer

A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.

Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.

-or-

Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer

Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe

Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?

Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019
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Natural Selection

I will find you, and I WILL kill you!

-Nature
by SpaghettiFingers October 27, 2015
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natural selection

1. Another name for the Columbine High School massacre.

2. Words printed on the shirt worn by Eric Harris as he committed the above.
"Sometime in April me and V will get revenge and will kick natural selection up a few notches" - Eric David Harris
by ColumbineInBloom January 15, 2005
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selective breeding

When a farmer tosses off a male cow and gets the jizz and injects it into a female cow.
Guy: Hey babe lets do some selective breeding.
Girl: What...?
Guy: You can be my farmer and i'll be the cow.
Girl: Ooh okay...
by tagme246 February 28, 2008
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Selective Ghosting

When one chooses to respond on one communication platform while ignoring questions or conversations on another.
Benny keeps DMing me on instagram but hasn’t answered my texts. Selective ghosting at its finest.
by #10 November 11, 2021
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