mute handler

(n.) A person working on behalf of a dealer that passes money around when the dealer believes he is being tailed.

Yo, I'm being tailed. Follow my mute handler and he's pass you the bread.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Shaft Handler

A highly skilled Bar/Pick-up hockey player.

Man! Toms a real Shaft Handler.

by PatsMySon October 4, 2018

Baggage Handler

When a relationship starts great then you realize that person comes with crazy kids and an exes. Since you moved in with your new person you have to deal with all their baggage until the lease is up.

John moved in with Pam things were great ... until Pam’s kids moved in and were diagnosed with borderline personality disorder and now her ex - husband , Nick came over on Christmas. John as to handle all her baggage, John is a baggage handler until the lease is up.

by Lilfapp415 January 7, 2021

Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.

I am now a licensed salmon handler.

by E.L.James October 19, 2015

penis handler

a more classy name for a dick beater or dick eater

Darrell raised his prices for the same services after he changed his title to penis handler from dick beater

by llvdoc December 12, 2025

Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

Mayo handler

Anyone that consorts with hedgefunds and central banks to defraud the public.

Known mayo handler Charles Gasparino likes to lie on TV to retail investors about the stock market.

by Fleshlyte February 20, 2022