Defender

Yeah, well you see how your thing kind of intersects with my thing, huh? Except in reverse. I think I did a casual heresy at some point. But yeah, you were being unfairly maligned. You're right but you're wrong.

Hym "Don't publicly execute me for being a Tate defender or anything but that isn't REALLY sex trafficking. It's not even close to the real thing. The real thing is horrific. Think about it for a second. You're getting your groceries one day and a guy sneaks into the back seat of your car as you get in the driver's seat, he grabs you, pulls you into the back seat and his friend hops in the driver seat and just drives away. This is a real thing that I saw on Facebook. You are somewhere. Indefinitely. Maybe even permanently. Some guy is just the boss of you. You're locked in a cage. Forever. It's not great. Always keep your doors locked."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Plant Pot Defender

Gay Bitch who smokes pot all day and is usually to busy for his friends and hates people, most likely a virgin on discord

that guys name is plant pot defender must be a homo

by Not TrevorBear123 January 19, 2021

Statue Defender

Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.

Nigel went to London last week for a Rick with his mates, he is a complete statue defender.

by Billy Dave June 14, 2020

God Defend

To defend something in the same way one would defend their religion and their god when somebody insults it.

"Why are you god defending Brampton (Ontario)"

by The Wobbles by Alex Unknown January 21, 2024

Why defend bad people

Because it's the basis of our legal system

Hym "Why defend bad people, Candace? Isn't one of the axioms of your religion that everyone is bad? Literally? If you can't defend bad people (to you) YOU can't defend anyone!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Deny defend depose

The saying from our goat Luigi who killed a corrupt CEO who does not earn the right to be named due to the fact that he’s responsible for thousands of deaths

Dude did you hear about Luigi?deny defend depose?

Dude3 Yeah

by UNHAPPYcliche December 21, 2024

Defender of the Holyland

One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.

normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*

by Happylad October 10, 2018