difficult customer

A polite way of calling a customer a “Cunt”

“This is a bit of a difficult customer”
Really means
“This is a MASSIVE cunt”

by Angry service worker January 6, 2018

Full Custom

Rhythm game term that describe a chart that has original music specially made for it. Popular examples include ExileLord's Soulless series (Guitar Hero/Clone Hero), Renard's Dash Hopes series (Mungyodance) and DDR ALL STARS' Dance Dance Revolution (Dance Dance Revolution), along with many others.

"Yo, ever heard of ExileLord's full customs?"

by FyterX July 18, 2020

royalty customs

Royalty customs has loud pipe hard hitting subs and the realest in the game

Wow did you see royalty customs trucks and did you hear there pipes and subs

by Royaltycustomsdagang101 August 23, 2020

Custom cereal

Wen u have cookies in a bowl of milk and mush it up like cereal

I made my own cereal called custom cereal

by Mr jeeper900 March 23, 2023

customer-patient

In the U.S.A., a person seeking non-emergency medical service must first provide proof of insurance and pay money before being examined by medical personnel.

Customer-patient: Help, I've chainsawed my fingers off!

Register Operator/Triage Representative: That'll be 50 bucks.

by Jojo Kimberly July 19, 2017

Customer Splaining

When a customer is trying to explain the job better than the person providing the service.

Customer Splaining: The customer, customer splained how to do my own job.

For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.

by Local barista August 8, 2023

Rogue Customer

A rogue customer is one who gives a tradesman a hard time. This could be down to the customer being perdantic or even going to lengths not to pay there bills often leaving the tradesmen without money for a month. There are only a few ways to get back at these bad customers.

http://www.roguecustomers.co.uk
is one such of those and as such members go on and add to the database of bad customers. Traders will one day beat the customer is always right campaign.

Rogue Customer - I am not paying your bill of £5000 because your builder was scruffy in look. The work is perfect but your workman is a mess and i am not happy.

by Reaper!! August 17, 2008