Techsiest

A highly attractive male involved in the world of technology.

The techsiest man alive.

by Esa7167 February 13, 2025

Techpunjabi Techsupport

Tech support company that provides Windows, Mac, Google, Amazon, Ebay, BestBuy, Antivirus and Firewall tech support. They can only recieve payments in Google Play Gift Cards. They have a weird accent, but that's because they're from another state.

Phone Call: Warning: We are calling you to inform you that your Firewall registration has expired, and you'll be charged 399 dollars for it's renewal. If you don't want to renew your registration, please call us to recieve your refund.

*Grandma calls*

Alex: Hello, thanks for calling Techpunjabi Techsupport, how can I help?

Grandma: Hello, i've recieved this call about a charge of 399 dollars..? I don't want to pay that much.

by dekictl March 31, 2021

Glitch techs

An awesome show with an awesome theme song.

Glitch tech lover guy: “Who knows what realy happens when a game starts to glitch?” Glitch tech lover guy 2: “🎵here come the glitch techs, they know what to do!”
Watch the entire thing on youtube truat me it’s awesome.

by I need help 2023 January 19, 2023

Salem Techsperts

The greatest technician that’s ever lived.

Person 1: You know Salem Techsperts?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s the greatest technician that’s ever lived!
Person 1: True, he’s way better than Linus.

by Rafitimba June 11, 2024

Tech / Techy

(adj.) Definition - (Tech / Techy) A display of advanced refined skill, precision, or mastery
slang for technique, technical or methodical

(Tech / Techy) for example

- scoring a 10/10 on an exam*
- showering in the morning

- scoring a half court shot

this would be regarded as TECH - An appropriate response would be: "Bro, that is so tech!" "yo that's Techy" "That's the tech bro"

by Chuzz House November 11, 2025