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tarzanism

(n.) overcoming boredom by yelling; the uncontrollable urge to yell and scare the crap out of others.
When work became too quiet, Lori showed her inner tarzanism by letting off with an incredible AAah-ah-iii-ah-iii-ah-ii-aah yell making her co-workers jump.
by LadyCorinne May 11, 2014
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Tarzaned

Tarzaned is the definition of a humain being hardstuck in a high ranking ladder while still complaining about the balance changes of a video game 24/7 on Twitter .
How's the ''Tarzaned'' going ?
''Tarzaned'' L9 LUL
by L9 Crew July 21, 2018
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Tarzan and Mary Jane

Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
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Neck Tarzan

I can't find Raoul, I guess he's out playing Neck Tarzan again!
by Big-t Tarzan October 25, 2023
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Tarzan Twist

A move where you double up and double down onto a man when he is reading to swing from the trees. He wants to be tased so do it. The receiver will always be named peter and he most probably loves dogs a little too much to the point it is creepy.
Yo I just tarzan twisted my homie bro. Peter could not handle my gawk gawk 3000
by The Tarzan Man February 10, 2021
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drunken tarzan

Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.
Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.
by BeerdedWonder July 5, 2018
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Posh Tarzan

‘Oh Barbara, he’s a real animal. Caught him having a posh Tarzan last week’
by anonymous March 15, 2023
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