A person who consumes enough THC to adversely effect their thought process. The idea is that the fat-soluble THC builds up in the brain over time, causing certain neuroreceptors to become inhibited. The average stoner will have a short attention span and usualy behave apatheticaly towards any sort of physical effort. While not a threat normaly, and usualy relaxed people, stoners are a danger to themselves and others in any line of work where heavy machinery is involved.
Worker 1:"Holy hell how did that guy manage to crush his hand in a hydraulic press?"
Worker 2:"He's a stoner, what do you expect?"
Worker 2:"He's a stoner, what do you expect?"
by Philosophos April 30, 2006
by Smart E. Pants September 16, 2003
Basically a piece of shit who tries to pretend that everyone else is arrogant so they feel better about themselves. You can find working them at your local fast food restaurant, or sleeping in trashbags around back of it. They like to sleep outside the buildings that the valuable people to society work in. The worst stoners are the rich, privelidged kids who just smoke becuase they like the think they are "rebels" and "badass". They usually try to be new-age hippies who hate everything becuase they think that makes them look cool, and are not the "happy, peaceful" people they say they are. They're actually dirty, smelly, 99% of the time ugly, and take up hard earned money to pay for their welfare. They ruin the lives of the children they fail to parent, and in fact most stoners are the results of bad parenting. If you want the real definition of a stoner, see salt brah
Most of the stoners reading this will probably get angry, so they'll go smoke some more to deal with their problems. Then they'll come back and say that other people suck who are more successful than them and didn't smoke their lives away.
by A successful man November 20, 2005
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Someone who is capable of smoking a lot of marijuana in their life. They also tell the complete truth when they are high as fuck. Always believe them if they say they're "jizzing in their pants because this cereal is so good".
Stoner:I peed on your toothbrush cause I thought it was a little toilet
Stoner#2:I'm jizzing in my pants because this cereal is so good
Stoner#2:I'm jizzing in my pants because this cereal is so good
by cerealissogood May 06, 2011
A person who gets "stoned" (high off cannabis) often. They're not always laid back and lazy as some people say they are.
by Crook November 29, 2004
A stoner is also known as a reefer. a stoner is most commonly found to be a male between the ages of 16 and 28. Stoners often smell strongly of body oder and smoke. These so called "stoners" are often found stumbling around the following. Tacobell, Burgerking, Mc Donalds, and or KFC. These stoners do nothing but eat food and smoke mary jane all day every day. Stoners are often found in the bottom of their grandmothers basement listening to ACDC or Pink Floyd. Stoners do not preform well at school, becasue for the most part they can not stop sleeping during class. in conclusion a stoner is a nic name givin to someone that smokes weed too much.
by skatercid52 April 13, 2009