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Kill two birds with one stone

Firing one bullet and killing two people with it.
The criminal's aim was so good that he killed two birds with one stone.
by Longview March 16, 2005
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one stroke wonder

dennis is one stroke wonder king
by daddylongdeek January 6, 2019
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One stroke wonder

A big toothed crack head who can’t seem to keep himself out of harms way. Often has small nipples and a shit haircut
One stroke wonder blew a fat load after his pecker brushed against the table
by Archies pecker November 18, 2019
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Killing two birds with one stone

When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!
When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone"
by Wifey 7643279 January 9, 2021
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the one they call smoke

smoke the yt is a person on the internet that can be seen playing games and communication on discord and other platforms often destined for greatness but haveing the worst of luck and hey you probably even met me
other meanings: is to be super stealthy or be a master of smoke grenades and cover fire a soldier of the smoke nation
have you heard of the one they call smoke?
by smoke276 November 12, 2020
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Kill two birds with one stone

It means to get two tasks done with one action.
For example, if you need groceries and cash, you can go to a grocery store. They will usually have an atm , and you could get your groceries and kill two birds with one stone.
by sag bag 100 September 8, 2025
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A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable
Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?
by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023
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