When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet
“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”
“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””
“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”
“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””
“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”
by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021
Get the Michoacán sprinklermug. After I fucked that spunky brunette last night, I left my dick inside of her for a minute or so while my boner went down before finishing her off with an Arkansas Sprinkler
by danimal 316 July 20, 2008
Get the Arkansas Sprinklermug. The act of standing over your slampiece from last night and urinating on her while covering your pee-hole to create a spray effect similar to that of placing one's thumb over a garden hose. Pioneered by fratstar Jimmy C at UGA.
Dude, the only way to get true-blue, cock-devouring slampieces out of your bed in the morning is to give em a gwinnett sprinkler!
by Clubsex56 May 2, 2010
Get the Gwinnett Sprinklermug. Basically a snow blower. Minnesota children can be found playing in the blown snow during the winter. Much as children from warmer climates can be found playing in a sprinkler on a summer day elsewhere.
I was using the Minnesota Sprinkler to clear the front walk, and the kids had a blast in the blow out.
by CARRG February 15, 2010
Get the Minnesota Sprinklermug. by My mom Is a Ho Bag April 17, 2011
Get the Cum Sprinklermug. While having sex the girl grabs your cock and twists it as your about to cum she holds it for 1 hour then lets go this creating a cum sprinkler
by Hongpong December 11, 2019
Get the Cum sprinklermug. Man, I couldn't talk my girl into letting me lay a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, but when I asked if I could do a Pittsburgh Sprinkler in her hair she was all for it.
by Spunky Pete September 24, 2006
Get the Pittsburgh Sprinklermug.