am snooze

what you say when you're awake but someone is yelling at you for sleeping

person: WAKE UP
other person: am snooze

by dontdodrugsjustlickthings May 2, 2018

Tiger snooze

Like a cat nap but bigger

I just laid down for a 15minute cat nap but it ended up being an hour long tiger snooze

by Nathanyafag May 7, 2017

Snooze Gas

The gaseous substance released from a cat upon your lap. This will usually cause one to fall asleep, hence the name.
(Past tense verb: “snooze gassed.”)
(Alternatively, a cat can be a “snooze gasser.”)

1. He fell asleep when Sprinkles hopped up in his lap and gave him the snooze gas.
2. She’s been sleeping there all day ever since Mittens snooze gassed her.
3. Petunia is a huge snooze gasser. She’ll sit in my lap at 5pm and I’ll fall asleep til 7am.

by RealToesHours June 22, 2019

Snooze Dream

The dreams you have after you hit the snooze button. These are usually the best dreams.

Snooze Dreams are often ended by the pitiful wail of the alarm clock.

by PhilipLikesHugs February 3, 2017

smoke and snooze

The opposite of wake and bake.

Smoking weed and then going to bed.

I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a smoke and snooze, I passed right out.

by JMW92 August 20, 2013

[Snooze Beater]

One who hits the snooze button a hundred times before waking up.

Roomate: Why are you still asleep dude I heard you alarm go off like 20 times?

Dude: Fuck you and close my door, Im a snooze beater!

by MmmPaintChips December 15, 2008

snooze jockey

a slang term for a practitioner of the anesthetic arts (anesthesiologist).

Hello, My name is Dr. Acula and I will be your snooze jockey during your procedure.

by JustJustinir9gikyhb 6Justin Ro May 11, 2016