by cuntybollox September 16, 2009

A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.
Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?
Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.
Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.
by WilburWild December 3, 2010

by Lord Goo July 27, 2020

to Sling Ropes (v) - Ejaculating with enough force and for a long enough period of time, so that there is no break in a long stream of ejaculate.
"Carver is in the back slinging ropes on his girl."
"He hasn't had sex or masturbated in a month. As soon as that happens, he'll be slingin' ropes."
"He hasn't had sex or masturbated in a month. As soon as that happens, he'll be slingin' ropes."
by McNugen January 11, 2009

by Max Grossenbacher September 8, 2005

A cocktail invented by David Ruisard in Houston, TX in 2006. In a high ball glass over ice combine: 1 1/2 oz of run, 1 1/2 ox of gin, dash of cointreau or triple sec, big squeeze of lime wedge and lemon wedge. Top off with club soda and garnish with marichino cherry.
by Jimbo The Mugg July 9, 2009

by dunkeydick September 22, 2006
