shalom is crazy friend with a crazy personality. Everything about him is just unbelievably crazy. The only thing he talks about is anime and food.
by Typical.lillyx November 5, 2019
Get the Shalommug. 
Get the Shalommug. "Shalom Alechem" a way of greeting a gentleman with glory and respect. People try greeting others by saying things such as: What's up, what's good, whats cooch. But the ONLY right way to greet a sir properly is:
Step 1. Shake hand firmly
Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"
If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"
And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.
(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)
Step 1. Shake hand firmly
Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"
If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"
And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.
(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)
Scenario 1:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)
Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"
and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)
Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"
and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes
by Johnnymizrahi December 20, 2023
Get the Shalom Alechemmug. She is a cool gal, with a Rockin 'tude. Not only is she the biggest widgee you'll ever meet, but she just has a radical personality in general. Wanting to befriend of date the coolest person ever? Then she's your gal.
by ShomeoneZ November 21, 2021
Get the Shalommug. Shalom is hi
by Wasteyute5 November 26, 2020
Get the Shalommug. Single women of that certian age, who have their own stores basket to get their own pineapple at Christmas. After "trip shalom."
She graduated to pineapple shalom after celebrating her 35th birthday.
Tell the pineapple shalomers to be at church on Friday.
Tell the pineapple shalomers to be at church on Friday.
by The.blue.flower. October 19, 2025
Get the Pineapple shalommug.