Woman 1: Did you hear what happened recently.
Woman 2: I don't follow the news.
Woman 1: Some stupid bitch killed her child with the Sandman.
Woman 2: I don't follow the news.
Woman 1: Some stupid bitch killed her child with the Sandman.
by DarkShiiiiieeeet June 09, 2018
Sandman
A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!
A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!
Sandman:- Hello young man, would you like to come back to the seaweed lair to drink cider and play on my twanger?
Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.
Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!
Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.
Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!
by Sprogglebump December 12, 2010
Methhead 1: Dude have you had the sandman’s meth?
Methhead 2: Yeah, it has to be the best meth around
Methhead 2: Yeah, it has to be the best meth around
by varg belsonius jr September 07, 2023
When you start masturbating as soon as your sleep meds start kicking in and finish before you pass out.
by EyeAmTimmmay August 04, 2021
by The dolphin lover May 12, 2016
When yo bitch is passed the Fuck out and u wanna do the dirty, so u u just Fuck her anyway!
The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"
The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"
Yo man I totally sandman hump my girl every night.... worst part is...that dumb bitch really think it the sandman! Hahaha!
by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) April 06, 2016