rocky mountain log slide

When you crap a steaming hot log between a girl's rocky mountains (boobies)

Yo man I did a rocky mountain log slide on my girl last night.

by strdr505 February 28, 2014

rocky mountain facial

After shooting a load all over your partners face, you spread it around by using your sack as a paintbrush.

Bro 1: You close with that girl from the bar last night?

Bro 2: Hell yeah, I closed with a rocky mountain facial, she was glazed.

by theredddevil August 16, 2015

Rocky Mountain Worm Log

When having intercourse anally with another individual that is riddled with pinworms and as a result the giving party pulls out with some excrement and pin worm on their penis.

I finally nailed Samantha after she got off from work and noticed I had a Rocky Mountain Worm Log after I started giving it to her in the ass.

by Specter Jake January 25, 2018

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

The act of vaginal penetration via doggy style during which the female excretes fecal matter for lubrication upon the male's penis.

Dave: So what did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: She gave me a little Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory.
Dave: You mean where she shits on your dick to lube it up real nice?
Aaron: That's the one!
Dave: NICE!!

by Jasper Stupolotics August 17, 2008

Rocky Mountain Ass Crack

Someone's mom's ass that has a carpet on her ass and warts to go with it.

I wanted to do his mom sooo badly, but didn't realize that she had a rocky mountain ass crack.

by CutthroatMassacre July 3, 2007

Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bear Testicles - served as an appetiser

Martha loved to impress company with her rocky mountain oysters.

by JaymeMaurice December 13, 2006

rocky mountain tumbler

The Rocky Mountain Tumbler is when you just get done boning a girl... and then you KICK HER DOWN THE STAIRS!

I gave that slut the rocky mountain tumbler, and it gave her a bloody nose.

by idungasec ukpong April 14, 2008