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Ritchie Blackmore

The arsiest man in rock!

The "Bastard in Black"!

Ritchie Blackmore is the amazing former Deep Purple guitarist best known for his awesome riffs like "Smoke On The Water", "Black Night" and "Burn". He's famous for being a bit temperamental (or sometimes just plain mental with a hot temper)...

Blackmore quit Deep Purple in the mid 70's to start a new heavy rock band called "Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow" with future Black Sabbath vocalist Ronnie James Dio. The name was later shortened to "Blackmore's Rainbow" and then just plain "Rainbow".

The original Rainbow bass player, keyboard player and drummer were soon replaced by Jimmy Bain (formerly of Street Noise and Harlot), Tony Carey (formerly of Blessings) and Cozy Powell (of everyone else). This is probably the most popular Rainbow lineup.

Ritchie Blackmore now plays guitar (NOT lute!) with Blackmore's Night.
1. Ritchie played guitar with Deep Purple

2. Ritchie Blackmore played guitar with Rainbow

3. Ritchie Blackmore plays guitar with Blackmore's Night.
by RJD November 21, 2004
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California Beef-Cake Ritual

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.
"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018
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ritwika

Ritwika is someone who is so unique that you would not find anyone who is like her. She is beautiful, talented, crazy and a great friend. She is someone who will look past all your flaws and accept you. She will never leave your side.
Water ritwika
by Butterfly 1111 April 21, 2014
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rita

is a kind and caring person she has had a hard life but she has made it through and she would look fine in boys clothes she normally has hazel or brown eyes she has a lot of mixed emotions , she is very smart and chooses to try and make decisions but when they go wrong she tries to run from her problems but she also tries to face them this rita has lost someone special in their life and cant't think about it alot because if she does she tends to get sad this rita will have bigs plans for the future !!! eventually the hurt she has been through will teach her to be better and help others she may have a temper at times and is not afraid to fight back against things that are wrong she is also very determened she is right most of the times :)
rita is a a smart lady!!!
by pennywise the clown November 9, 2017
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Ritika

Shes the bestest friend in the whole world and everybody loves ritika.. her parents might be strict and not let her be with her friends which kinda sucks cuz then her popularity goes down. BUT EVERYBOY LOVES HER SHES VV PRETTY LIKE SO MUCH NICE . and she is bery smartypants.everybody loves a ritika.be like ritika.
shes sucha Ritika. i wish i could be like her.
by princessconsuelabananahammok93 December 8, 2020
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Russian Rat Ritual

The russian rat ritual is a ritual of the Chrolloism religion. By performing this ritual, any fictional character can be summoned into the real world. First, you must go to the furnace room in your basement. Then you must find exactly 7 rats and put mini Canadian Maple Leafs jerseys on them, and teach them to speak russian. While they are learning to speak russian, you must grow 8 watermelons in your backyard and when they are ready, put them in 8 socks and let them grow mold. When the rats are able to fluently speak russian and the watermelons stink from mold, put the rats in a circle in your furnace room beside the moldy watermelons in socks. The rats should then walk in a circle screaming, "My bra size is 34DDD!" In russian. The last step is to put an object that symbolizes the fictional character you are trying to summon in the middle of the rats, Ex. A card for Hisoka or a tangerine for Hinata. After 10 minutes of doing this ritual, be prepared to welcome the character, which will appear in the place of the object, into the real world.
Person 1: OMG, is that Hisoka?!?!
Person 2: Yeah! I used the Russian Rat Ritual to summon him, isn't it cool?
Person 1: YES!!! Let's go summon the Phantom Troupe and Oikawa!
by ScrunchieWaterBottle February 24, 2022
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Rites of Spring

The original emo band. Guy Picciotto, who later joined Fugazi, sings on their self-titled album and the EP All Through A Life (You can get their full discography on a CD, it's called End on End, from dischord.com). Only together for about a year and a half. Absolutely bloody brilliant band.
"I woke up this morning with a piece of past caught in my throat, and then I choked." - From the song For Want Of - Rites Of Spring
by Oddball May 11, 2006
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