queerd

A combination of queer and weird, usually referring to a total jackass, or a member of TeH.

God damn Omar, your dad is such a queerd asshole!

by GODUKE2K1 September 4, 2004

Selective Queering

When a man decides he is only gay...sometimes.

Bob: Is Tommy hitting on that dude? I thought he was married.

Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.

by JERLA March 18, 2010

Queerd

A weird queer
someone who's wimpy and weird
an awkward gay person
Annoying little scrawny kids

"Yo look at that kid, he's so queerd!"

by dietspaz September 27, 2007

Queeriod

A Queef that is performed while a woman is on her period causing an explosion of menstrual mess over any object or poor person who happened to be in the line of fire. A foul aroma usually lingering in the women's public restrooms at swapmeets, gas stations, rest stops and inner city fastfood joints that always smells like a combination of fishy period blood, stank coochie and dookie mixed with queef. see Latina bathroom

The walls on the bathroom had dried blood splattered as if some nasty hoe had busted queeriod on them!

by ~Kung Fu Chick~ November 25, 2011

queerios

eating cheerios while getting a blowjob from another man

i walke in on my dad and another dude eating some queerios tis morning. it was fucking disgusting. i shoved the spoon so far up my dads ass that it came out of his mouth and then i repeated that untill he started beating me with the paddle so i stopped and killed myseflf because i saw my dad get some queerios

by ready4penetration July 19, 2010

querida

In Spain, Hispanic America and the Philippines, mistress

Le puso un piso a la querida
He set up a flat for his mistress
La gente no se divorcia porque tienen una querida
People don´t get divorced because they have got a mistress

by fonsucu August 5, 2008

Queering

When a gay guy wheres an earing on his right ear and his right ear only

Wow that guys super homo i can tell cuz of his queering

by dudeimthebest January 7, 2009