Quarterback Tease

A quarterback who looks good coming out of college, but goes on to have a trash NFL career. In other words, Scott Mitchell.

If there was a list on Quarterback Teases, Scott Mitchell is number one.

by Husky Nugs 202 April 1, 2017

Monday Morning Quarterback

A person, usually another’s arrogant boss or supervisor with lackadaisical work ethic. This turd will leave early the previous week because he can. On Monday Morning, they are ready to work more than ever, but just for a few hours, they start criticizing what took place after they left early, then start barking orders for the upcoming week. This person is usually a clown and not taken seriously by people who actually work and is not important enough to report others because he is afraid his lackadaisical work ethic will get him in trouble.

Ahh Monday, cant wait to hear what sergeant doosh has to say about the emergency repair we had to take on Friday. I bet he says it was too costly then disappears for the week. He is such a Monday Morning Quarterback

by Adiggy December 22, 2020

quarterbacker

At football
position

a quarterbacker is a football

by jendbdbdbdbdbd December 26, 2022

Monday quarterbacking

1. Just bullshiting off the top of your head
2. Saying whatever comes to your mind

1. Jimmy was pretty much Monday quarterbacking the whole presentation

by Protein Dan July 30, 2018

quarterback snick

when you fake for a girls pussy and go for her asshole

that bitch dosen't know I'm about to quarterback snick her

by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019

Running line quarterbacker mid field goalie catcher

The most intensive position on a football field.

“Yo, I heard Tyrone dubius got the job as the running line quarterbacker mid field goalie catcher for the Seahawks.”

by Tyrone dubius September 16, 2022

Quarterback

One year/season is not enough to know whether a guy is good for a job. If you really want a guy to commit to a team, you have to make a commitment to him, rather than threats about how he will lose his job if he doesn't do exactly what you want him to, when you want him to do it (trying to light a fire under his ass). Nobody performs better that way, and it's a waste of money/resources you could've just saved for a different quarterback, if a different quarterback was what you knew you wanted deep down all along. I guess when you have excessive amounts of money at your disposal, you feel like fucking around with it more than someone on a tighter budget.

Either somebody wanted the guy to be a quarterback before he started, or they didn't. There's no sense in fucking around with a guy's head about it when you have enough money that you don't have to fuck around with anybody's head, you could pick anybody you wanted for the job.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021