puddin tader

a baked potato filled with either chocolate or vanilla pudding

Mmmm...I just ate me a puddin tader...it was badass

by BrooklynTylerChase July 02, 2009

puddin' ring

a goatee beard that looks as if the wearer had just put a can of pudding to his mouth and it left a ring. usually seen on fat bald guys who work the door at strip clubs or play bass in really bad "hawdcore" bands.

look at that guys goatee it looks like a puddin' ring

by bobovdeath April 24, 2007

Puddin' Tits

Fat, flabby man boobs.

Person 1: "Hey theres Mr. Puddin tits himself"
Person 1: "Hey there Puddin Tits!"
Person 2: "Screw you, I cant help it I have fat funny looking nasty man boobs!"

"That guy over there has some Puddin' tits on him"

by M.Michele December 06, 2007

puddin' stache

Similar to the 'Dirty Sanchez', A man takes his fingers containing moisture from his fromunda region and wipes them across an unsuspecting victim's upper lip.

After not showering for days, Bill thought it humorous to give Bob a nasty puddin' stache he could smell for hours.

by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008

puddin pop

puddin pop - noun - a male who is a total wimp and lacks the ability to do what is required of men.

Two friends in a conversation:

Alan: Alright, let's roll. It's almost midnight, bars close at 2.

Matt: Huh.... uh, I'm not really feelin it tonight man let's just chill here and smoke another bowl.

Alan: You are such a little puddin pop man. Now get it together already.

by Motron706 March 02, 2011

love puddin

the cops because they love puddin our asses in jail

shiaaat get outa here, the love puddin is up in this jawn

by cj miller March 22, 2005

puddin tame

A miniscule and uncelebratory amount of male ejaculate.

The sex was so lousy, that when he pulled out to blast away, his puddin tame didn't make it past her pubes.

What's your name? Puddin tame. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same.

by hoofhearted1011 February 11, 2011