Poutine

"You get a gangbang together and you get like six or seven guys to cum in a girl and then she creams pies over the fries"

Someone: "They did a Poutine"

by NulllWeirdum September 27, 2025

Alabama Poutine

French fries (McDonalds or otherwise) with a little bit of cum on half.

Would you like some of my Alabama Poutine? No. I don't like eating cum. It's only on the left side!

by BleepFace March 27, 2024

Alabama Poutine

Cum covered French fries

“I don’t know if I’ve ever heard of cum covered fries” “wait you’ve never heard of Alabama Poutine”

by Raymond Somer March 28, 2024

meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.

I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.

by little_wing December 5, 2017

Poutin’ Stoughton

A resting bitch face so bad it looks like you’re standing in the middle of a Dorney Park and you mistake a shit for a fart, it drips down your leg, and birds come to chow down.

What a day. I’ve been everyone the Poutin’ Stoughton since I woke up. Maybe I’ll brush my teeth this month.

by Kstoutzbrah July 27, 2023

Poutine Pussy

The act of making the Canadian delicacy "poutine" and eating it off your partner's freshly waxed pussy.

Gary and Stephanie shared a poutine pussy, eh?

by 6fa6e8dd24a387 July 24, 2019

poutining

Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.

Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro

by your moms dirty ho September 8, 2024