meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.
I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.
by little_wing December 05, 2017
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Poutine

A gift from the angels around Donnacona, Quebec. Made with delicious gravy atop some "fromage couic couic" and french fries, this truly is the greatest thing ever created since the wheel.
I could go for some poutine.
Wanna go to Poutineville to get some poutine?
I'm craving poutine.
by Patatasmasher December 16, 2024
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Poutine

After a girl gets a fresh bukkake. Someone then comes up and takes a liquid diarrhea shit on her giving her the look of cheese curds and gravy
We went crazy last night. We gave that girl some fresh poutine
by Porkchopulous December 15, 2019
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Poutine

A fancy word for gravy cheese chips, used in Canada to make people eating Gravy Cheese Chips sound posh.
Let's eat some Poutine... eh?
by DavyPB July 01, 2019
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Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.
I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.
by BigDickCorrine July 05, 2020
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Andy G Hand Poutine

A masterful mixture of both fresh gravy and clean-cut McDonalds fries (preferrably cold).
Number 18... Andy G Hand Poutine
by Supreme Meme Lord January 03, 2019
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poutine pizza

an Italian - Canadian fusion which poutine and pizza together and will guarantee obesity if eating on a daily basis
I need something quick let’s grab some poutine pizza
by Klinkhammer January 29, 2025
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