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stinky plasma

Slimey layer of mucus coating the anus. Aka milk in your leather wrapped cheerio
I got some stinky plasma on my tongue when I took your mom out last night.
by JoelJeff September 23, 2016
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plasma turtle

Loving, caring, and wishful guy. He hopes for the best and loves everyone he lays eyes on.
Did you see that plasma turtle? Damn, I think I love him.
by Partydrummer04 February 5, 2018
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Plasma Shit

A shit you take that is somewhere between liquid and solid
Damn I just took the most disgusting dump. It was a fucking plasma shit man
by Fuck kettle June 9, 2022
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Plasma Tourist

One who visits multiple plasma donation companies in their area for the purpose of the highest financial payout, rather than stay at the same company for low pay but convenience. Example includes taking advantage of new donor bonuses, then leaving when it ends and waiting for an email to come back for the promise of a higher payout. Some donors will leave (typically six months) to be considered a new donor again - which is not the policy for every company, some will only offer a returning donor bonus. Never assume one will be labelled a new donor.

The opportunity/motive to be a plasma tourist depends on availability of companies in their area, the distance to and from the center, the local supply/demand, the poverty and cost of living conditions of the area, and if the donor is in need of finances sooner than later. Once a donor breaks their ghosting streak by donating, without a bonus, the company typically has no incentive to offer one. It's reasonable to assume plasma companies keep track of how often a donor visits, the pay they receive, and adjust bonuses in their system.

Depending on location/company: Plasma companies will gradually increase their bonus offer every 1-2 months. Ranging from $15-$60 per session, or even $25-200 extra per month. Some will offer a monthly total, while others may offer a single session. If the location is convenient, the donor may accept the base + bonus and decide to donate once or twice more to stay within their minimum acceptable pay.
A plasma tourist involves being enrolled at multiple companies and delaying their visits for the highest pay because their time and health is more valuable than quick cash.
by arandomuserwithtoomuchtime August 15, 2025
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plasma shit

plasma shit, a way to describe someone that’s too elite for normal descriptions
“that’s some crazy plasma shit.”
by anonymous November 4, 2020
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Loves pancakes. Loves eggplants, buys them on offer at 7 bucks per kilogram. Fights with medium quite often, therefore in the daycare they should be separated. A follower of Majestic Arch. He lives on Pluto, which is why he is unattractive and not hot. Rumoured to be a secret spy in the Plasma Server, gaining intel by announcing a stupid number of annoucements in the announcements channel.
Auto (Pancake Leader of Plasma) is flat as a pancake.
by requiem_reaper April 12, 2021
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Plasma

Person 1: Oh look it's that kid Plasma again.
by Plasmite October 5, 2018
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