Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey. Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is also a volleyball lover and she punches it every chance she gets. She looks good in pig tails. She hates love and she won’t date till she’s 30.
Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey
by Tiny Timothy February 15, 2024
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ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group
P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.
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forbes parsons

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine
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alex parsons

awsome dude with a big ego and dick
ur mom gay says alex parsons
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Parsonal

THe* personal influence and communal influentze and pervsuasion* of 'Church doctrines inimical to Life' upon people and Peoples.
One of the severel* foundations of Western Christendom, our present form of dominant Social Organization, is the Parsonal,
by PartisanZ April 11, 2022
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Griffin Parsons

A skinny white boy who can NOT take no for an answer. 🙄 Welcome to loser town!!!!!! 💁 ♀️Hater!!! 😒😤😡
Griffin Parsons did you hack into my alt sonic Hater?
Griffin: NO!!!! 😡😡😤🤬
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split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 08, 2018
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