don't pank on my tong pound

a general request to have no "panking" in the vicinity of one's "tong pound."

While sitting on the couch with friends someone may decide to pank your tong pound it is appropriate to respond accordingly with don't pank on my tong pound.

by Apache Street January 4, 2008

yankee pankee dildo-dong

Northern hankey pankee with the usage of a dildo-dong. (anal/vaginal etc..) use.

Stidam gave his girl friend a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong for her birthday.
Price doesn't need to use a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong.
Steve loves Dildo-Dongs.
Craig is black.

by Lon Johnson July 22, 2010

Rank-A-Pank

a stinky fart

eg. Brianne had a rank-a-pank that shook the house.

by ALAMMA September 27, 2009

I-Pank

Masturbating to porn that you have uploaded to your I-Pod video or similar device

(See definition of I-Pank)

by Judas8 October 22, 2009

pank-panks

Sex, or the act of sexual intercourse.

Dude, I was givin' my girl major pank-panks last night.

by Corndog1225 January 15, 2008

Hot Panks

When your girlfriend, or boyfriend ;), takes off their panties ;), hands them to you ;), and they are still warm and/or moist 8D

"Damn honey, those are some hot panks!"
"Eww those hot panks got my hand dirty!"
"Damn baby it's getting cold, hand me your hot panks will ya?"
"There sure are lots of of hot panks in the summer, just how I like them."

by tu madre y tu abuela May 26, 2012

Hanky Pank

When you and your bro tag team a married couple and make them scream louder than they make each other scream. Typically culminates in large amounts of sperm covering the married couple who are left quaking on the bed.

Example 1:

“Dude…fist bump…we just hanky panked the shit out of that couple”
“I know, they’ll be cleaning up those loads for a week. Wanna grab some grub? I could go ice cream from the rite aid”

Example 2:
“Dude this couple wants us to hanky pank them tonight, but I’m kind of in the mood for a blow job”
“It’s cool man, it still counts if you cum their faces instead.”

by doctordual639 June 22, 2021