Compete in the African-American high-dive competition

Another way to say "take a poop."

"Could you hold on just a second? I have to go compete in the African-American high-dive competition."

by Jeff Hyde October 19, 2005

competitive (comp)

a shit show for casuals

competitive (comp) is a shit show cor a casual:
jerry-"i hate the sweats in comp they nake it a shit show"

by Unforgive July 10, 2019

Competitive relationship

A competitive relationship is a type of romantic or close relationship where both partners engage in lighthearted, playful competition—often to show who is more affectionate, attentive, or caring. The competition is healthy and fun, strengthening the bond between them rather than causing conflict. The intent behind each action is love, not rivalry.

Competitive relationship means if one partner texts "Good morning ," the other might respond with "Gooood moooorningggg 🥰🥰" to show even more enthusiasm and affection, playfully "outdoing" the first greeting.

by Confused oogaa booga August 5, 2025

Competitive Hand Waving

1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.

Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.

by ToeJamboree February 18, 2010

Competitive Terrorism

A competition where you have to strike fear into the audience. The one who does it better wins. It has some restrictions as to avoid severe injuries or cause death. It is a sport that isn't that well known but it is quite entertaining to take part in as one of the contestants. I was once among the audience and I had to go to therapy for 3 years. *Never again*.

Person A:"Hey wanna play Among Us today?"

Person B:"Sorry, I can't. I have a few hours competitive terrorism today."

by MansurNr001 February 20, 2021

Are you giving any competitive exams this year?

Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly

Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No

by Sweet lassi March 29, 2024

Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!

by ToofTu March 7, 2024