Hap

To be or to make one very very VERY mad. Quite frankly the word “hap” makes me mad because of how fucking STUPID it is

Yooo my boys mad hap cause he got rejected today hahahha yeah bro

by Www.fakenameeee.combye April 25, 2023

Dead Haps

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia

"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"

by TACOWASTAKEN December 11, 2024

What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.

Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

by MizzBean August 24, 2025

Haps

When you wish someone called Henry baller happy birthday you say haps Henry baller

haps Henry baller

by Henry baller June 27, 2019

lil hap

a guy who will smoke all day long but still have enough energy and good intentions to fyck u. he probably been through some deep shot but still loves everyone and always has a smile on his face.

person1: woah look at that stud smoking person 2: ya who is that
person1: ohhh ofc it’s lil hap

person 2: not big hap?!
person1: no LIL hap ofc what are you on cmon now

by hipsdontliewakawaka March 19, 2023

HAP

“Hard Ass Penis”

“It’s actually HAP not WAP”
“That Hard Ass Penis make that pussy go to sleep”

by STUPIDSOSS.COM October 4, 2020

HAP

The male alternative version of "WAP", stands for Huge Ass Penis.

Person 1: Yo what are you doing to my gf?!
Person 2: Oh my bad, I'm stuffing my HAP in her.

by Motomamiii December 2, 2023