A tiny country, smaller than Australia. Was once made as a Sims 2 terrain by someone unknown.
Not many celebritys know this place, unfortunately...
Not many celebritys know this place, unfortunately...
Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance was once asked by New Zealanders if he knew anything about the country.
interviewer "Do you know anything about New Zealand?"
mikey way "Well, I heard that Lord of the Rings was partially filmed there."
interviewer "It was all filmed there!"
interviewer "Do you know anything about New Zealand?"
mikey way "Well, I heard that Lord of the Rings was partially filmed there."
interviewer "It was all filmed there!"
by Some Guy Jones April 9, 2006
Get the New Zealand mug.Defending my country.....
Whingeing bitches?...everyone whinges.
Hate Australia?..nah we dont hate you dont worry..just a bit of friendly rivalry like Canada and the U.S.A.
Why do SOME of us move to aussie?..to get away from helen fuckin clark!!!!!!..better oppitunities..beleive me you dont know what he/she is like. Shes fucking up our country.
Bash Australia?..you said that before/after you took the piss out of New Zealand!!
Sheep shaggers?..just coz we have 40 million sheep doesnt mean we shag them thats just wrong. Whats with aussies and sheep jokes anyway?
Watch all your TV shows? You mean that dramatic aussie bullshit? Theres only about 2 shows like home and away and neighbours! no one even watches that shit.
Wear your clothes? nah sorry to burst your bubble but most of our clothes are from china! lol..cheap crap.
Listen to your music? what music?
Poor? Fuck no..NZ and aussie are among the richest nations.
Australia is 10 times more beautiful? have you even been to NZ? Ask any tourist..theyll say NZ!
Richer and more powerful than NZ? Take a look at how big you are! your like more than 3 times bigger and 5 times our population!
Hell of alot nicer?..wow looking at your text above i would not say your nicer and more laid back!
Spiteful, envious, backward? haha what a joke.
NZ is gorgeous and is far more more attractive compared to Australia having desert with a big rock in the middle of it. We dont even think your better than us and we dont think we are better than you! grow up its so bloody childish. I dont know anyone who wishes they were an aussie so dont flatter yourself.
I really like my accent too.
You rip us in sports? Oh you mean the cricket?? i enjoyed watching the poms kick your ass!!! hahahahahahaha. And how about rugby... we are the best in the world, how do you explain the wallabies ay? theyre pathetic.
We are the worlds most generous country, when a countrys in need we help them, because we can and i think thats something to be proud of. I dont mind australians, i just really hate it when you sling shit at us. We are all people, except from different pieces of land. Why cant we just get along with each other, is that so hard to do?
NZ is proud, with our own voice, our own identity.
Clean green New Zealand.
I suggest everyone visits! Have a nice day
****Peace****
Whingeing bitches?...everyone whinges.
Hate Australia?..nah we dont hate you dont worry..just a bit of friendly rivalry like Canada and the U.S.A.
Why do SOME of us move to aussie?..to get away from helen fuckin clark!!!!!!..better oppitunities..beleive me you dont know what he/she is like. Shes fucking up our country.
Bash Australia?..you said that before/after you took the piss out of New Zealand!!
Sheep shaggers?..just coz we have 40 million sheep doesnt mean we shag them thats just wrong. Whats with aussies and sheep jokes anyway?
Watch all your TV shows? You mean that dramatic aussie bullshit? Theres only about 2 shows like home and away and neighbours! no one even watches that shit.
Wear your clothes? nah sorry to burst your bubble but most of our clothes are from china! lol..cheap crap.
Listen to your music? what music?
Poor? Fuck no..NZ and aussie are among the richest nations.
Australia is 10 times more beautiful? have you even been to NZ? Ask any tourist..theyll say NZ!
Richer and more powerful than NZ? Take a look at how big you are! your like more than 3 times bigger and 5 times our population!
Hell of alot nicer?..wow looking at your text above i would not say your nicer and more laid back!
Spiteful, envious, backward? haha what a joke.
NZ is gorgeous and is far more more attractive compared to Australia having desert with a big rock in the middle of it. We dont even think your better than us and we dont think we are better than you! grow up its so bloody childish. I dont know anyone who wishes they were an aussie so dont flatter yourself.
I really like my accent too.
You rip us in sports? Oh you mean the cricket?? i enjoyed watching the poms kick your ass!!! hahahahahahaha. And how about rugby... we are the best in the world, how do you explain the wallabies ay? theyre pathetic.
We are the worlds most generous country, when a countrys in need we help them, because we can and i think thats something to be proud of. I dont mind australians, i just really hate it when you sling shit at us. We are all people, except from different pieces of land. Why cant we just get along with each other, is that so hard to do?
NZ is proud, with our own voice, our own identity.
Clean green New Zealand.
I suggest everyone visits! Have a nice day
****Peace****
by Loud and Proud 13 year old October 8, 2005
Get the New Zealand mug.by ferox >_> December 27, 2008
Get the New Zealand mug.A beautiful country in the South Pacific next to Australia. There are some Kiwis, who think New Zealand is a crock of shit, and lay lots of it on New Zealand because they don't know what the real world's really like. I hope all Kiwis aren't like that as in all honesty New Zealand is a fantastic country in most ways.
Q: Ever heard of what Mugabe does in Zimbabwe dumbarses?
A: He flattens people's houses down, houses of people who try to stand up to him.
Zimbabwe is now officially a third world country. New Zealand is regenerating.
A: He flattens people's houses down, houses of people who try to stand up to him.
Zimbabwe is now officially a third world country. New Zealand is regenerating.
by GodIlovethisplanet April 8, 2006
Get the New Zealand mug.New Zealand is a nice country just under Australia. Very laid back and easy to talk to people. Beautiful mountains and snow hills. Most people believe that they do bad thing to sheep, this is not true. 100% False. Lots of places for camping and hiking. We, like all other country's, have feelings. People saying things about the country is just hurtful. Yes, we may be a small country, and yes we can be annoying, but who doesn't want to just lay back in front of a lake with mountains around you. Most lakes even have snow capped mountains in plain sight, but you are still very hot. We get a lot of tourists, but to be on the safe side, you should lock your cars. New Zealanders are nice, kind people. There has been a series of Earthquakes, knocking down a lot of houses. But everyone pitched in to help get people back on there feet. So far over 2000 houses have been rebuilt, but that's not enough. People are still giving money to the people who need it most. We don't pick fights, the people who do are drunk teenagers who think they know everything, which, most teenagers think that anyway. I've seen some things that we have the highest rate of teenage deaths. But do you think it's easy for kids to hear things, that ARENT true, about their beautiful peaceful country. Most of the deaths are because of the people who decided to spread rumours. It's not easy. How would you like it if people started saying things about YOU guys? So yes. Remember this, please.
I live in New Zealand. It's not as bad as you think it is. Stop the rumors. New Zealanders are the same as you. Human.
by Never_losing_never_forgetting December 30, 2014
Get the New Zealand mug.A nice country, made up of two main islands (the North, and South island, unoriginal, I know). It is a very green place, and yes, it has alot of sheep.
As far as I can see, it is not as beautiful as it is made out to be, but since I live in New Zealand, I am used to it, and don't know much better.
It does have beautiful forests, but the countryside is mostly farm areas.
It has the highest rate of youth suicide in the world.
On the plus side, Wellington (the capital city) has one of the largest number of restaurants per head in the world!
We do not actually hate Aussies, some people sometimes mock Aussies, in one way or another, but hardly any of them are serious.
I have yet to meet an incredibly racist person living in New Zealand.
Well, if you aren't very used to alot of green, then New Zealand is definately for you, and by the way, in the 80's we were incredibly backward, but now I'd say we are fine.
Oh, and if you are going to go to New Zealand, make sure you go in the summer, it can get quite wet and rainy in the winter (and incredibly windy if you go to Wellington) (for all you people in the US, your winter = our summer).
Places I reccomend:
I'd suggest you go to Auckland (the largest city in New Zealand), but not for too long as you run out of things to do very quickly.
Martinborough, in February, or March, so you can catch the Martinborough fair, which is quite nice, and you can also check out the vineyards if you have a taste for wine.
Taupo (halfway up the North Island), as it has a very nice active volcanic lake, which gets very warm.
Wellington (capital city), as you can see Parliament (what with its Beehive building (which although original,I fell is very ugly)), and the museum, which has a very nice history of New Zealand.
And in the South Island:
You should check out the Frans Josef glacier (but only if you haven't seen any glaciers before).
Queenstown, which is a great place for adventure sports, there are some quite nice skiing areas too (if you go in the winter).
Christchurch, which is also a big city in New Zealand, but not as big as most other big cities in other parts of the world.
You should also check out all the various nature walks, which are really beautiful, and are the best ways to experiance the nature in New Zealand first hand.
New Zealand would be a great place to move to for retirement, as it is quite laid back. New Zealand doesn't run much risk of terrorism, or nuclear war, as New Zealand is quite small and insignificant, and most people don't even know where it is.
As for living there, it's a great place for farming, if that's what you want to do.
The houses can be quite expensive, and I'd suggest you buy an old house, as some of the new ones can be quite small and ugly.
The TV is okay, you don't get the luxury of getting 100's of channels if you get cable, or sattelite, but you get enough, and anyway, in New Zealand you are far more likely to be out doing things instead of staying indoors, watching TV.
I would not suggest New Zealand for University.
The Primary and Secondrary schools are of a decent standard, not as strict as the schools in other parts of the world, unless you go to a private school, which is definately the way to go if you happen to have the money for it.
The New Zealand dollar is pretty weak vs other currencies, but it is rising, so things imported from other parts of the world can be quite expensive.
New Zealand is also becoming a very popular place to film movies, after the recent success of the Lord of the Rings (a bit over rated if you ask me, Peter Jacksons earlier films (the far more violent ones) are much better in my opinion).
So I would recomend it for a holiday only for those who really appreciate nature in all its glory, as it is hard to find places in the world as green as New Zealand.
As far as I can see, it is not as beautiful as it is made out to be, but since I live in New Zealand, I am used to it, and don't know much better.
It does have beautiful forests, but the countryside is mostly farm areas.
It has the highest rate of youth suicide in the world.
On the plus side, Wellington (the capital city) has one of the largest number of restaurants per head in the world!
We do not actually hate Aussies, some people sometimes mock Aussies, in one way or another, but hardly any of them are serious.
I have yet to meet an incredibly racist person living in New Zealand.
Well, if you aren't very used to alot of green, then New Zealand is definately for you, and by the way, in the 80's we were incredibly backward, but now I'd say we are fine.
Oh, and if you are going to go to New Zealand, make sure you go in the summer, it can get quite wet and rainy in the winter (and incredibly windy if you go to Wellington) (for all you people in the US, your winter = our summer).
Places I reccomend:
I'd suggest you go to Auckland (the largest city in New Zealand), but not for too long as you run out of things to do very quickly.
Martinborough, in February, or March, so you can catch the Martinborough fair, which is quite nice, and you can also check out the vineyards if you have a taste for wine.
Taupo (halfway up the North Island), as it has a very nice active volcanic lake, which gets very warm.
Wellington (capital city), as you can see Parliament (what with its Beehive building (which although original,I fell is very ugly)), and the museum, which has a very nice history of New Zealand.
And in the South Island:
You should check out the Frans Josef glacier (but only if you haven't seen any glaciers before).
Queenstown, which is a great place for adventure sports, there are some quite nice skiing areas too (if you go in the winter).
Christchurch, which is also a big city in New Zealand, but not as big as most other big cities in other parts of the world.
You should also check out all the various nature walks, which are really beautiful, and are the best ways to experiance the nature in New Zealand first hand.
New Zealand would be a great place to move to for retirement, as it is quite laid back. New Zealand doesn't run much risk of terrorism, or nuclear war, as New Zealand is quite small and insignificant, and most people don't even know where it is.
As for living there, it's a great place for farming, if that's what you want to do.
The houses can be quite expensive, and I'd suggest you buy an old house, as some of the new ones can be quite small and ugly.
The TV is okay, you don't get the luxury of getting 100's of channels if you get cable, or sattelite, but you get enough, and anyway, in New Zealand you are far more likely to be out doing things instead of staying indoors, watching TV.
I would not suggest New Zealand for University.
The Primary and Secondrary schools are of a decent standard, not as strict as the schools in other parts of the world, unless you go to a private school, which is definately the way to go if you happen to have the money for it.
The New Zealand dollar is pretty weak vs other currencies, but it is rising, so things imported from other parts of the world can be quite expensive.
New Zealand is also becoming a very popular place to film movies, after the recent success of the Lord of the Rings (a bit over rated if you ask me, Peter Jacksons earlier films (the far more violent ones) are much better in my opinion).
So I would recomend it for a holiday only for those who really appreciate nature in all its glory, as it is hard to find places in the world as green as New Zealand.
Non New Zealander tourist: New Zealand looks like quite a nice country, I think I may go there some time.
New Zealander: Sure, it's quite a nice place, maybe you should do that.
Non New Zealander tourist: Okay....I will then.
New Zealander: Sure, it's quite a nice place, maybe you should do that.
Non New Zealander tourist: Okay....I will then.
by Ian Lambie April 13, 2006
Get the New Zealand mug.we dont hate aussies just sumtimes they really piss ya off and wots more they often whinge about us and thatll start about a weeks worth of trans-tasman annoyance.i do like aussies because they have a millitary contract called the canbberra pact that declares that if one of us shall do battle the other will step in to help us victory,and i think thats fuken great.
the annoy us:not voting 4 new zealand to host the 2011 rugby world cup,we still one but its the thought that counts.
by daryl999 December 28, 2005
Get the New Zealand mug.