nard-hound

one who likes to be around balls. at first you might think the person just admires your personality and wit but eventually you will find out he has something for your testicles. he is a nard-hound.

guy - "holy shit mike, in order to get in that midget stripper's pants i started letting her little brother, keith, hang around. i'm putting an end to that as i found him staring at my crotch."

homeboy - "yo, keith is a nard-hound"

by stu in the zoo April 25, 2007

Lazy Nard

This happens when one very lethargic testicle does not drop at puberty, resulting in one testicle that is small, deformed and unnattractive. One can still procreate, yet finding a woman that will have sex with a freak of nature is always hard.

Nicole: I was giving Johnny a BJ and I felt a small raison were his left testicle should have been.
Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?
Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.

by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007

shard nard

1. a tweaker

2. slang term for meth

That dude is a shard nard.

by Dertty December 7, 2005

Nard gobbler

someone who is an absolute nerd in every way.

Wow, Zach is such a nard gobbler.

by OG Nard Gobbler March 22, 2022

nard king

A fat, round, annoying person that resembles a chicken nugget, but his/her shoulders have freckles on them, therefore no one loves them.

Man, hunter is such a nard king, look at her shoulders.

by Blackjesusisreal May 16, 2014

Nard Plant

A hard core nut flop in the water. Only done by extreme professionals. Effects of the NARD PLANT can result in death, autism, or testicular cancer. Have extreme care while planting your VICIOUS NARD, because it could harm others.

Kyle performed a gnarly Nard Plant at the pool.

by pichael_mollos July 6, 2017

Nard-Dogged

When you plop your balls on a girls forehead, as described by Lance from Free Radio.
Or, when Andy from The Office does something he thinks is awesome. - plopping his balls on angelas forehead

Andy whips out his balls and plops them on Angela's forehead---"You just got Nard-Dogged"
Andy makes a funny joke or punches someone in the balls---"You just got Nard-Dogged"

by J-BLAZE54 April 3, 2009