AKA majestic rizz, this is a condition that only 1 in 10,000 males possess the genetic code for. This type of rizz can be fatal if not exercised with self-control. Mythical rizz can cause women to fall in love at the snap of a finger. The special men who have mythical rizz abilities often must wear sunglasses or masks to cover their identity. When such a man does not cover himself, he has to deal with hundreds of women and even men throwing themselves at him daily.
Everyone thinks having mythical rizz is a dream come true. But for me, it's made my life a living hell. I can't walk 10 feet without a woman offering me hawk tuah. I really don't wish this upon my worst enemy.
by I Thik U Stupid December 08, 2024
by SrslyGuise July 13, 2024
A legendary state that exists only in Rob's mind that states that one owns all three magic monkeys (A, D and M).
by RCole February 13, 2008
by minecraftdude101 July 31, 2021
The Mythical rat raper is a very dangerous animal they originate from Nigeria. They came from a lab which they were mutated from a kangaroo and a venomous snake. Their name is Mythical rat raper because they come out of their holes at night and go after rats to breed with them. After they breed with the rats they bite them on the neck and kill them instantly with their neurotoxin that’s how they Lure them in. The mythical rat Raper is a extremely dangerous animal they can kill a dog in less than 30 seconds
by Bigballer2652 January 18, 2022
When Instagram’s algorithm pushes a low production quality reel to a large audience. Typically the reel comes from an account with a small following and lots of shitposts.
This video is an absolutely mythic reel pull.
by WanKenobi June 12, 2024
“ mythical._.cosplays is amazing :D”
by Stylenagito :) January 04, 2021