by ApErSoNtHaTiSbOaRdAf May 28, 2021

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!
by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”
“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S January 31, 2019

by Armyhope June 13, 2022

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries
by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

You
by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022
