matt chatting on my dog

mason is a gay dude and he loves shaylee
mason is a supid biach daday matt chatting on my dog
by The real Mitchell Krueger November 3, 2020
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my dogs

your my dogs are so easy to lick!
by fisher the fish September 28, 2022
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My dog named Steve

A reference to Markiplier's google feud video or something like that.
Jacksepticeye: "Hi Mark, what's your dog's name?"
Markiplier: My dog named Steve."
by gigachad2 May 25, 2022
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Flipping my dog

Putting on some revealing yoga pants, bikini, swimsuit or something similar which is SUPER TIGHT across the vaginal area, then going into some random Yoga pose on YouTube under the pretence of something "meaningful", "healthy" or "educational" and basically just showing the world your vagina through your inappropriate choice of clothing. The women doing it appear to not understand quite how or why this is SO INAPPROPRIATE and DISGUSTING, PORNOGRAPHIC FILTH.

You can tell the women who are a bit shy as they get their mates to do it with them so the viewer gets to see multiple flanges at the same time. Nice.

The best bit is the videos often have some random Indian dude watching (probably knocking one out at the same time) which is just super random and unnecessary but kinda makes youtube what it is today.

If you're done with watching pornhub and even the TS channel isn't floating your boat any more, try searching dog flipping for an interesting and somewhat random wank. You may even learn some yoga along the way.
Just type in "flipping my dog" on youtube and you'll understand.
by Large Weapon December 2, 2024
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Walkin' My Dog, Zero

A another way of saying...Im smoking Marijuana.
Im really high because I've been Walkin' My Dog, Zero all day!
by Dr.Sprow January 18, 2010
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Filming my Dog

A phrase used to cover up anything that is being done with a mobile phone camera. I not always nefarious but usually is.
by BaskingMaw August 29, 2019
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Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S January 31, 2019
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