-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
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“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”
“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
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You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
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Get the My dog mug.usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when
1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.
When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.
1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.
When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.
Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"
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