Morgane

She is a very beautiful and clever person. Really, really beautiful and clever, but she won’t agree with you if you tell her. She is the most loyal and sweetest person you will ever meet. She is always there for her friends, and if she loves you, she will be there for your whole life. A Morgane as girlfriend is pretty much already your dreamwife. Don’t miss out on her, because you’ll only miss her.

Guy: Damn bro she’s so sweet and pretty and clever
His friend: Of course it’s a Morgane

by Valentineboy February 13, 2021

Lady Margaret's School

A school in England filled to the brim with chavs who have an IQ in the negatives. If you do not conform, you will be bullied by the small-minded peeps of LMS. Oh, and things went to sh*t ever since the new headteacher came around. Muck-up day? Banned. House plays? Of course not! (Yep, she literally banned FUN).

If you roll your skirt up so high that everyone can see your arse, then you're considered the best thing since sliced bread. Otherwise, RIP.

Person 1: 'Those chavs are so annoying!'
Person 2: 'Eh, we must be close to Lady Margaret's School.'

by Cewlperson October 15, 2019

Morgan Freeman Law

If a movie, TV special, or any source of entertainment that involves with Morgan Freeman, then it is worth watching. Even if the story is horrible or confusing, you have to admit that Morgan Freeman did a great job in that production because it's Morgan Freeman. For example, Evan Almighty has a horrible story, but the only reason why you would want to watch it all over again it's because of Morgan Freeman. Another example is The Love Guru. That movie is horrible from the start to finish, but the only thing you would praise about that movie is Morgan Freeman's voice because it's Morgan Freeman.

Guy 1: Dude, Now You See Me was confusing!
Guy 2: I know right? But I'm here for Morgan Freeman!
Guy 1: Why man?
Guy 2: The Morgan Freeman Law. He's pretty kickass in it.

by MorFree September 14, 2013

Morgan Logic

Morgan logic is when one presents an answer that is exclusively relative to themselves and sees it as the correct answer and trying to convince others of this.

The main attribute of this logic is withholding information that could not possibly be known by any other subjects until a time they see fit to reveal it.

This is a desperate attempt at swaying the argument with zero facts or logic.

Today 5th April 2019

Dave : We are 1 / 3 the way through the year.
Bob : No we are only a 1 / 4 the way through the year.
Dave : We are in the 4th month of the year and there only 12 so 1 / 3!
Bob : Ah you see 365/94 = 3.88 shows its still a 1 / 4.
Dave : But by months I am correct.
Bob : Dave stop using Morgan Logic!

by ThatLadRed April 5, 2019

Chocolate starfish margarita

When the sweat rolls down your back into the crack of your ass and dries around your butthole forming a salty ring..

It's so hot outside right now it's just one of those chocolate starfish margarita kind of days..

by Super crackaa!! June 12, 2017

Morgan Freeman

Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.

Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.

by Lily Miera March 3, 2008

Margaret Thatcher

An absolute cunt who was a disgrace to the people and the workers. An enemy of the Irish and the Argentines, someone who’s death was an absolute relief. Led the UK for 11 years too many.

Guy: I think Margaret Thatcher was a great leader
Anyone with common sense: Shoots the guy

by Irish_LeftWing March 1, 2019